lettuce licker

the word to describe two lezzas lezzing it up. or just to describe a lesbian.

jess is such a lettuce licker dat gal needs a banging from a proper man

by blap blap July 23, 2006

Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

Butter Lettuce

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.

Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.

by skuhm September 24, 2013

Lettuce Prey

One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.

CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|

by stay_anonymous September 7, 2009

neck lettuce

The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.

It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!

by Greg Hendricks December 9, 2008

Lettuce Eater

Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.

Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.

by notgaytotallystraight July 15, 2014