Frenchie Leech

An english man that follows you around, kind of like he is on your leech

Person 1: Why is jack following us around like a weird cunt?
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!

by RoccoIsGay August 29, 2021

life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 18, 2012

Leech Removal

The removal of one's penis after heat/moisture/sweat has caused it to stick to the scrotum.

"It's so damn hot! I've had to perform leech removal all day!"

by Brand Man May 24, 2010

Leech Ass

When an ass so good you leech on to it and suck it till it bleeds.

I would like to never let go of her she has a leech ass.

by queffton December 12, 2014

Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020

Bling leech

A person who hangs around with cool people (one of which they are not) in order to become cooler. This method usually does not work, as the leech is usually a weirdo that will never be cool anyways. Bling leeching consists of creepy, stalker-ish following, trying to butt in to conversations, and dressing like the cool people.

"Dude, I wish that bling leech would stop following me around. He's making me look less cool."

by Torby January 26, 2006