like leech

A person who unceremoniously posts their content under a post that has the highest number of likes or most up-votes simply to gain undeserved attention or notoriety.

Oh, look, another like leech. Let's click on their link and be best friends forever.

by fredrick the penguin August 8, 2014

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shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

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An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 18, 2012

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life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

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