per-lease

a sarcastic way of saying 'please'.

tom ;my cock's bigger than your's.
james ;per-lease mines 11inch.

by shorty.123 October 19, 2010

off the lease

Referring to something that someone does that causes them to be removed from there semi-permanent position.

Sally: “He went into my DVR and deleted my saved Alias Episodes!”

Larry: “He's so off the lease”

Sally: “you know it... were done!”

by SpinJared July 3, 2005

sub lease

to let someone live rent free for six months.

I couldn't even sub lease to you since, the contract is in my mother's name plus, I never said I would do it.

by Philosophical-Cat November 7, 2017

car leasing

The act of renting a car on a long term finance agreement. You pay a monthly fee and get a new car.

I got a great car leasing deal to get my new car.

by Smythie78 February 8, 2018

lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.

1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"

by koscar February 10, 2005

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021