Layless bitch

A dude that has no swag and overall has no game with the ladies, which in turn he is sexless and cant get laid to save his life... He is a layless bitch

My buddy is in a drought because he is oh so swagless and talks to women as if he is one of their children, poor guy is a layless bitch.

by DGK SK8 NIKE SB July 31, 2011

Layden

Layden is the greatest, Amazing guy you will ever meet. He is great at everything he does. He has great taste in clothes, girls and He is the most handsome, cutest, guy on the planet, he treats women with respect, and Everybody Loves him because he is such a good person. He is easy to get along with, has a great demeanor and attitude and no one is ever better.He loves football and baseball with a passion.He is what you’d call a Student Athlete.Layden is a guardian and no one is like him.

Where is everybody? Well they’re all hanging out with Layden

by Jasey August 5, 2019

Brick Layer

A hard working person. A person that doesn't get involved with work politics or kissing ass. A person who does a solid days work regardless of pressures of the need to just get it done.

That detective didn't tell you that just to close his case. He's a real brick layer that one.

by DannaLee September 5, 2015

layer cake

Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.

That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.

by KingConyers September 8, 2009

layer cake

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

layer cake

you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.

Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.

by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010