Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

Green Lantern

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.

Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.

by Followers of Mookie March 2, 2014

Jack-O-Lantern

When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat

I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!

by Phi Delta Tau November 20, 2007

Green Lantern

1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

by Derek shooster November 29, 2007

swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008

green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005