Knobbed

Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone

Ben: Hey Terry
Terry: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ben: Haha, You knobbed Row's sister!
Terry: (Pause)... Oh shit.

by Kenish January 15, 2009

Mr.Knobby

what i named my beloved penis

Were going to go in deep tonight Mr.Knobby

by Iwillrapeyouinyoursleep August 14, 2010

kribbed, kribbish

1)v. the act of giving ass loads of unnecessary work just to be a dick 2) v. sucking at life in general 3) adj. having homosexual tendencies (i.e. easily bribed by sucking off certain individuals in exchange for good grades)

1) "What a homo, this is the third time he kribbed us by making us revise this damn resume. Let's just skip it and get melled."
2) I'm fucking tired of getting kribbed every night- its a half credit class asshole.
3) His kribbish behavior was easily recognized by his giving A's to those who'd stayed in his office for a BJ.

by snax July 6, 2004

Knobble

To destroy, damage, wreck, ruin, or generally f*** something up to the point that it's unusable, or to f*** someone up or pop a cap in their ass. Can also be used to refer to doping a racehorse or an athlete.

"What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping)

"I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)

"What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping)

"I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)

by Sid the sneaker May 28, 2013

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

Knobby Knoll

Quaint beach community near ramshackle Sacket's Harbor, NY. Numerous intoxicated residents disdainfully refer to each other as "Knobby Knollers". Ostensibly organized as a condo association with the rich distinction that the various units are actually shacks relegated to a maximum size slightly smaller than half a Taco Bell. Residents lovingly refer to their uninsulated, droopy shacks as "cottages." It is mostly populated by 3rd generation ne'r-do-wells, retirees who can't see, and various self-important "mayors". Favorite past-times include patrolling for "interlopers" from the Marina, mosquito hunting, booze on the beach, beers out back, wine in the woods, Pabst on the porch, drinks on the deck, leaches on the leg, skinny dipping in the dark, bickering at beach fires, belittling those "in back", doing it on the docks, and painting seagull rock. For an adult who has stayed sober enough to remain standing, the most exciting part of the day is being blinded by the sun slipping away. For kids, the most exciting time is bed time, where they happily sleep with sand in their bed, a lovely carcinoma-inducing sunburn, and their flea-infested best doggy friend by their side. Once a year, residents celebrate "Knobby Knoll' days where they trade junk and hold a parade to mock each other's children and pets. On July 4th, many residents host illegal fireworks displays which they generally point at each others "cottages" and those residents viewing from the bank.

I strolled over to Knobby Knoll, but there were so many people passed out that I kept tripping over 'em. I had a nice time kickin' it at the white elephant until I ended up with a leach on my leg and a firecracker lodged in my posterior.

by Kickin' it Kiki November 4, 2012

krabby patty

1.A burger in the cartoon spongebob
2.A vagina infected with herpies (crabs)

"i want to eat a krabby patty" -patrick-

by DorK MaN November 23, 2004