lolage to your knowledge

taking the piss out of someone being thick

Frank: hey Timmy what the answer to this question? 'andrea has got £2 how many 50p's is that?'
Timmy: mate that major lolage to your knowledge.

by poontang9545 December 16, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Knowledge

Act of performing wig, dome, head, brain, attic, cranium, and skull.

Ryan Churchill gives himself KNOWLEDGE.

by Heavy D March 5, 2004

knowledge knowledge

Salutation, meaning "Peace," accompanied by the raising of the index finger with the first "knowledge" and the raising of the index, middle and ring finger for the second "knowledge." These hand gestures are like the form of the lines inside of the circle in a peace sign.

Robby: What's up, dun?

Gary: Knowledge Knowledge, boy (with accompanying hand gesture.)

by Hott Nickelz January 28, 2010

heart knowledge

1. The maturity of your emotions.

2. The extent of which you understand your partner.

1. eg. His heart knowledge was lacking to such extent that he rocked up to his anniversary with another woman.

2. eg. His heart knowledge was so great for her, that he knew how to comfort her in the event of her father's death.

eg. her heart knowledge was so limited that she didn't notice his absence of smile.

by ...............talia.................... February 8, 2008

Knowledgeability

To be knowledgeable; one who demonstrates knowledge.

“You possess great Knowledgeability about most things.”

by Brianna Fitzpatrick October 12, 2008

knowledge adjacent

In business, being mistaken for knowing something when you've only heard enough to be dangerous.

Go talk to Sheila. She's the one running the department. I'm just knowledge adjacent.

by Captain Audacity October 13, 2008