snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

snowflakery

A person who is committed to constantly pushing their unwarranted sense of entitlement on others.

“I see George’s comments are still containing SNOWFLAKERY opinions.”

by FlashCarrNash August 9, 2020

Snowflake

Some random hoe named jalyssa

Theres this snowflake in my group chat and she being a hoe.

by Giraffe niglet October 27, 2020

Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)

Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?

by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020

snowflake

a pretty thing that falls from the clouds when it snows, not one of them the same

also something conservatives call people who get offended by things that, frankly, everyone should get offended by like purposefully misgendering someone, being blatantly racist/homophobic/etc, and more

"woah look this snowflake is cool"

OR

"smh i just called someone who has she/her in their twitter name a he i can't believe he got offended what a snowflake"

by ben's mop January 2, 2021

Snowflake syndrome

A term to discribe a minority who are too scared to adapt to modern society. These people are usually the type of people to go to the authorities about an issue they don't understand or don't conform to.

Other words to describe these types of people are... Karen's, pussy's, wetwipes ect.

That feminist is wafflin. She must have snowflake syndrome.

by Gregthebeast January 12, 2021

snowflake ❄

A person that is called "snowflake" is basically somebody that is very angry, all the time, and that gets angry very easy.

-ughh i hate school and you i hate hate hate you a lot
-oooh calm down you snowflake ❄

by 992929bdbhi?? February 23, 2021