Hisser kisser

A hisser kisser is someone who kisses hissers. AKA, one who kisses ones vaginal area. I dont reccomend it, unless you are a hisser kisser. If so, be my guest and kiss all the hissers you want.

Hisser referes to ones vagina.

Asha Bsomething (clumpy eyed shit) is a hisser kisser.

by smlashab February 23, 2011

Bottle Kisser

A move in sex where one of the two partners takes a full bottle of beer with the top on, and inserts it into the rectum of another. Once inside, the partner takes a bottle opener and removes the cap and then places his/her lips on the mouth of the bottle and chugs the whole beer.

Man, I just got a Bottle Kisser from my ex, it was great but the beer was a tad warm... then we tried an Alabama Hotpocket.

by James The Hammer October 6, 2012

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

clam kisser

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer

Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers

by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017

noisy kisser

A noisy kisser, someone who enjoys groaning into a kiss or sucking on lips, tongue anything they can get their lips on-

Guy: *groaning and sucking on bottom lip*
Girl: *pulling away* you are one noisy kisser-

by Menichi June 25, 2018

Snatch Kisser

A person with a profound love for pussy.

"Ck is a crazy snatch kisser", told Poori

by neonmonkey August 31, 2018