Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

hayate kirino

A toxic greek league of legends streamer that ints and feeds in every game
-Leader of the Hayate Army
-A person that believes to be your dad
-An unemployed human being
-The most complete toplaner in the world

Hayate Kirino: " Archigos Pap Pap Pap"

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

Charlie Kirking

The act of taking a big OwO load to the throat.

Yo bro, me and this chick hung out last night and I gave her a Charlie Kirking

by OwO Daddy Kirk September 13, 2025

Circle kirking

Being on Grindr while attending the Charlie Kirk Memorial in the state farm stadium in Arizona

They met circle kirking while at Charlie Kirk memorial

by Countess Remilia September 22, 2025

Erika Kirking

To maintain ostentatious theatric behavior especially when responding to a negative situation in order to elicit compassionate response from orders, but not actually being able to convey genuine and appropriate human emotion to negative stimuli.

Rolf: “Idk dude she called me crying but then my homegirl who was with her said she didn’t have any tears coming down and was smiling afterwards…I think that bitch was Erika Kirking me

Kevin: “yeah man what a psychopath…you know what I always say: ‘if she cryin, she lyin’….”

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 27, 2025

Charlie kirkin'

The act of talking loudly out the side of one's neck.

My baby momma be charlie kirkin' about the money I owe.

by Royda5eleven January 6, 2026