salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 5, 2010

Kippo

Jug in Finnish

A guy who is a peon

Your worse than kippo
Stfu Kippo

by Wayne December 23, 2003

kipperknees

Weird space alien of female origin. Drum & base whore who eats mung beans on Sundays. She's phat like ya muvva.

Neeeiiigh!!! Gee up Kipperknees!

by Ms jalien March 3, 2005

kipper

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

by costuntoro21 December 23, 2014

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

kipp

Someone who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

verb int. KIPPED - to have to deal with stupidity of monumental proportions.

Who sent this issue to me? I can't figure out what the request is. Dammit, I've been kipped!

by InTheKnow July 8, 2004

kippo

a wiggo wit a speech impedament

that dudes a kippo, he cant even say his 'r's"

by hakto May 7, 2004