A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.
Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018
Get the cum keyboardmug. is an increased form of keyboard warrior that is applied to videos on youtube
1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off
2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice
3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies
1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off
2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice
3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies
by anti keyboard warrior May 22, 2010
Get the keyboard terroristmug. The act of shoving one's keyboard into his or her rectum through a 7 year process of pain and misery. Once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. Then you are able to remove each key one by one until your rectum has been cleared.
by portugallover696969 October 6, 2012
Get the Portuguese Keyboardmug. by kitty-ana September 26, 2007
Get the phantom keyboardmug. The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.
by Laurie March 10, 2005
Get the keyboard cheesemug. A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Casio keyboardmug. The act of smashing the keys of a keyboard to make a jumble of letters when you get confused angry or annoyed.
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
Get the Keyboard smashmug.