kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle
IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀
by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022
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chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way
by Ew_Its_Jason April 23, 2022
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kettle food

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food
by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.
I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!
by Redhatter April 20, 2020
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kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!
"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."
by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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