Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style

Hey you mom went kermit

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

Kermit

Being fucking gay like kermit the frog.

Guy1: Dude tom got exposed.
Guy2: Dude what did he get exposed for?
Guy1: Tom is kermit.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 10, 2021

Kermit

going drunk

Kermit means to go drunk.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021

Kermit

Another word for going drunk.

Ima go kermit and blame it on my dad.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022

Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

by TreasureHead August 3, 2017