Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009

keeeeenny

Stupid person that only wants to play xbox and go on facebook and cant kick a soccer ball for shit

Kenny is such a keeeeenny

by yum turd daily December 30, 2011

Kewpee Special

a sexual act that consists of a female using her foot, mayonnaise and mustard.

Carl: that chick will do anything with her foot, mayonnaise and mustard for $170
James: I think they call that the Kewpee Special

by Lvebukit88 February 11, 2014

keefee

A drug dealer

omg i saw this complete keefee on the street corner

by CookieMonster51074 September 7, 2017

Keeper

Will fuck your shit up if you come in a perimeter of 10 meters

I got tackeld by the keeper

by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017

Keeeen

Being mad at Keen Software House (usually after meeting Clang or Clunk)

Keeeen !

by The one and only Clang November 15, 2017