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junkie spawn 

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.
Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.
junkie spawn by Fatboy26 February 22, 2008

junk bunch 

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.
Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.
junk bunch by schneeblyn March 17, 2009

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.
The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.
junk shorts by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

photo junkie 

Someone who can't stop taking photos of themselves in a particular position and/or setting.
Hey bob, look at that photo junkie! Wow Freddy, she is taking so many pictures... Ugh.. 50 duck faces? Someone stab me now.
photo junkie by freddymcbob January 12, 2015
A person very smart in Computer Programming.
Woah! That guy is such a Junki!
junki by BarryAllenTheFlash January 20, 2017
n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.
"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."
junket by whorian April 23, 2004