JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Jousting

When two homeless men arrange to meet underneath a canal bridge to masturbate at each other. First to climax looses.

Two men met to joust under the canal bridge

'when out on a dog walk I saw two men jousting'

by Electroskeleton May 26, 2024

Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.

I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.

by Snapilated December 15, 2021

Jousting

Using 2×4×185" boards in automotive sporting activities

Rev up the engine and down that Rev we're jousting

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021