He is the greatest man ever alive will care for anything and all the girls think he is hot and sexy as heck
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go
My joshua is so How
by MoonPieMan May 27, 2017
Get the Joshuamug. Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.
Joshua is the WORST!
Joshua is the WORST!
Joshua is stupid
by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua is type of fella to make you feel delighted when you are sorrowful. Who makes you want to laugh when you feel like crying and who will be one of the most caring, loving and helpful friends you will ever have. He loves to play games and no matter what mood he is in, he will ALWAYS be down to play. If he knows you're enjoying something he will usually take time to research and gain knowledge to make sure he can always talk to you about something you enjoy.
Joshua is a perfect looking man, he is most likely dark brown hair with blue eyes. Make sure not to stare into them for too long or else you may get covered in unconventional friendship. (Unless you're into that kind of stuff.) Joshua loves to argue and most of the times even if he knows he is wrong he will stand his ground until he is RIGHT. Now, just because he loves to argue doesn't mean he loves to fight verbally. Joshua loves to make things right between close relationships so he loves to be as nice as possible no matter who the person is.
If you are dating a Joshua, you have made an amazing choice. He loves to hang out with friends and always loves to be around people despite friends constantly calling him an introvert. He doesn't really love to text though which could be a major bummer, but he loves a good conversation on the phone. He will downright love you forever but you need to make sure you are loving him back!
Joshua is a perfect looking man, he is most likely dark brown hair with blue eyes. Make sure not to stare into them for too long or else you may get covered in unconventional friendship. (Unless you're into that kind of stuff.) Joshua loves to argue and most of the times even if he knows he is wrong he will stand his ground until he is RIGHT. Now, just because he loves to argue doesn't mean he loves to fight verbally. Joshua loves to make things right between close relationships so he loves to be as nice as possible no matter who the person is.
If you are dating a Joshua, you have made an amazing choice. He loves to hang out with friends and always loves to be around people despite friends constantly calling him an introvert. He doesn't really love to text though which could be a major bummer, but he loves a good conversation on the phone. He will downright love you forever but you need to make sure you are loving him back!
damn, you're friends with a Joshua! You're lucky af to have him in your life...
Wait, actually? You're dating a Joshua. Girl I wish I was you. I would loooooove, to date a Joshua...
Wait, actually? You're dating a Joshua. Girl I wish I was you. I would loooooove, to date a Joshua...
by JWazza August 6, 2020
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua-josh is a good Nickname for this dude.He is kind and but can sometimes be mean or make a rude joke on accident.He is a very funny guy.He is smart and does show it on paper. Very handsome and good looking. But what really matters is on the inside. If you have a Joshua girls will most likely be jealous of you.
I love Joshua ---------- and never want to let him go. Hoping he feels that same.
I love Joshua ---------- and never want to let him go. Hoping he feels that same.
Joshua is very nice and funny at times but, can be a little bit mean.
I love Joshua and I don't think that girl likes that.
I love Joshua and I don't think that girl likes that.
by Aly------------a January 1, 2018
Get the Joshuamug. A sexy kid that spends most of his time studying at home or playing destiny 2 on his computer. He doesn't get out of the house, but when he does, its only to get milk. He also tries to lick you if he doesn't like you.
Girl 1: "OMG Joshua is looking hot!"
Girl 2: "Be careful there, he might try to lick you if he doesn't like you."
Girl 2: "Be careful there, he might try to lick you if he doesn't like you."
by digbickkid November 21, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua is very funny and has a great personality.He wears lots of nice tight fitted clothes and favorite colour is red. He has a little above average penis size in length and wears Calvin Klein boxers. Joshua loves going to theme parks and going out with his friends.
by ryanpillock October 26, 2019
Get the Joshuamug.