Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends

Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot

by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019

Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019