Jobby

Jobby is a very smart person

Oh wow that person is so good at school, yeah that must be a jobby

by wuhrwoihreowehirewr October 18, 2022

Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

by Tttessy November 7, 2023

Jobby Choppers

A slang term for the local sewage works

The stink from the nearby jobby choppers stopped me eating my lunch.

by TeaTea69 January 12, 2020

Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)

"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."

by JDZD January 26, 2022

Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017

Wiki Jobby

where a person uses the, occasionally very wrong, site wikipedia to take "factual" information because they can't be bothered researching it themselves. this may be used when doing homework or research.

Teacher: "This all looks copied!"
Tom M: "That's a Wiki Jobby Sir"
Teacher: "I will put Wiki Jobby on it and shame him!"

by AKA Sid July 22, 2009

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025