Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

Mormon Joint

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

by idiotkid May 30, 2009

joint juice

Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine.

Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started squeeking so I gave that bitch some joint juice.

by Jesse and Rob May 1, 2007

Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...

Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!

by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010

joint

1. Weed rolled and smoked in a ciggarette or with rolling paper's.
2. Someone's house, place, pad, zone or chill.

"Let's go back to my joint and smoke some joints."

by Diego August 18, 2003

new joint

Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.

"Got me a 6-cylinder 'new joint'"
"This outfit is a 'new joint.'"

by goldielucks January 11, 2006

cross joint

The apex of the vortex of joint engineering (the future).

Hey man, this cross joint is the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.

by James Franco's Cousin September 10, 2011