B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

by Kieran October 21, 2004

Jingle Jangle

When you wrap your erect penis in wrapping paper and gift it to someone for Christmas, most commonly to a significant other

I couldn't afford a present, so I resorted to jingle jangling her for Christmas.
Dude, I jingle jangled my girlfriend last night and she said it was the best gift she ever got!
What should I get her for Christmas?
Just jingle jangle her dude, she'll never turn you down

by Dylan Mercer September 21, 2016

jangle

noun. a large, noisy mass, as in keys on a ring.

Mr. Asshat at the movies needs to remove his jangle of keys before we have to escort him out.

The AP Stat teacher carries a jangle of thumb-drives hanging from his neck at all times.

by Casey S. November 11, 2006

Jingles

Chinese Prostitute.
Common phrases used by a "Jingles" include..

"WAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!"
"IM NOT GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW? :O"
"HEELLLOOO?? IS THERE SOMEBODY IN THE WALL?"
"COCONUTS"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"YOUR WASTING MY TIME!!"
"SO WAT!"
"PS3 SO EXPENSIVE!!!!"

I'm gona get a blow from that Jingles tonight!

Look at that Jingles on the street corner

That Jingles is such a dirty slag

I Bet that Jingles has every disease in the dictionary

oh don't worry, its only a Jingles.

by Andy Fong March 8, 2008

Jangle

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.

"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"

by GBC The Box November 28, 2009

jangle

The sound of two testicles smacking together.

I got balls that jingle, jangle, jingle.

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Jangle

(v.) to fail miserably, to be prone to suckiness, to commit a jangle

Man, you jangle at soccer.

by McGleech February 3, 2005