Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017

Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

jakobe

the boy i’ll love till the end of time. i never wanna lose him he is my soulmate ❤️

star loves jakobe!!!

by vuroe May 23, 2023

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023