jacob

Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!

jacob sucks.

by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017

Jacob

The cutest person in the school. He will most likely have brown hair and brown eyes with a nice tan. His smile is super contagious, and he will surly make you fall for him.

Girl 1: have you seen JACOB recently?
Jacob: here I am!
Girl 2: *faints*

by brown0212 November 10, 2019

Jacob

A big bully always has anger issues he gets away with everything because he is cute you can never trust him with anything he is whiny a boy you will never here the end of

I never want a jacob

by Cass da fox March 31, 2017

Jacob

Usually a super lit guy if you know him, He is a thug and like mobbing

Jacob is a gangsta

by X_classic_beatz_ February 25, 2019

jacob

The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.

Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.

by SuperKitty4000 September 20, 2016

Jacob

A homosexual who loves dick a has a Macdonalds hairline

You're such a jacob

by Honk my horn January 20, 2017

Jacob

An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!

A rat named Jacob

by Partysoccer18002 July 6, 2011