Jabroni

A guy who frequents university college bars wearing ridiculously colourful clothing and possessing a tendency to break his foot. Is known to drop crutches to see up female's skirts.

jabroni guy carrying crutches and colourful shirt

by Robert Kagan December 28, 2005

Jabroni

An outdated term for a loser. Only used by guidos and people named Robbie. Use this term if you want to sound cool but suck at life.

Robbie: "Look at this jabroni over here!"
Everyone else: "Sick burn Robbie. The 90's called. They want their stupid word back."

by random710 September 30, 2018

Jabronie

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....

Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.

by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

Jarron

ok so basically he wont shut the fuck up about monke his friend gabe has no vocal chords and greyson is gay. also penis

I think Jarron and Ethan have been having gay sex

by Lilransdawg November 10, 2020

Jabrone

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.

Dude, my girl and I went to the beach today and I totally got jabroned!

Yeah man, he has never been jabroned.

by Noonelikesedwardcullen June 18, 2009

Jaron

A fat man of explicit humour and mockery of one Tevin Straub. The Lunchbox was a mysterios haXXorz who solo'd like a true n00b... until, Jaron the Juicebox came up from the street, a lone man. Now they party to kill orcs! Woo Nerd Pride!

One such Jaron K. in my English class.

by Teh Roxxorz, and a midget at that? XD April 18, 2005

jabaroni

A jabaroni can mean absolutley anything..

Charlie is so fuckin jabaroni
...or jake is a bleedin jabaroni

by Jakeyeet March 28, 2017