eight incher

A penis that is 8 inches long. Approximately 20 cm.

I wish I had an eight incher.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 25, 2015

angry incher

an unusually small penis attached to an agressive lover.

That girl's hot! You should totally give her the angry incher.

by englishhclass August 9, 2016

getting inched

When someone cuts off your penis for punishment or entertainment purposes.

Getting inched is my favorite thing to do when I'm with my uncle. He thought he wouldn't be gay if I didn't have a penis.

by Unmolested November 11, 2018

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020

12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021

Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.

2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance

by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023