Invible

(v.) the bitchy-ness of a certain person who was on a certain website with certain people

Real smooth Halie, go invible.

by monkeyface9876876 June 15, 2010

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 29, 2011

Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.

by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012

Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.

Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

Or

“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”

by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!

Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017