Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.
Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.
or even
Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.
Me: Your mom.
Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.
or even
Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.
by Hayleeee November 07, 2007
As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.
by TheYourMomGuy October 09, 2018
A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
by sarahhh$$ March 02, 2006
shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
by ur brizzo February 02, 2004
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
by Trollkicker December 23, 2009
a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
by michael jackson November 22, 2003