phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

by amos anon November 16, 2008

pooper snooper

SOMEONE WHO SNOOPS on you while poop

"YO DONT POOPER SNOOPER ON ME"-joe
Sorry, your poop is so attractive"-bob

by ryan and joe January 06, 2010

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

by Adam May 11, 2006

Poopers block

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo

Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block

by PoOpa FoOker August 04, 2015

ghost pooper

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.

I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.

by jcam1980 January 15, 2014

phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 08, 2014

slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009