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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
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to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)
Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam
by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003
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The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
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Throw forward of awesome

"You may have originally been an accident, but you're now a throw forward of awesome!"
by MyNemeJeff September 29, 2017
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Forward Digger Hat

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.
by DDDuluth November 17, 2011
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plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.
“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”
by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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