Cheesy Immelt

Cheesy Immelt is the hand picked successor to Neutron Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric (GE). Cheesy tries too hard, is unsubtle, and inauthentic. GE is a house of cards that Cheesy is trying to hold together, despite Neutron Jack's slash and burn policy outcomes at GE. GE is not too big to fail and Cheesy will be at the helm when GE collapses.

Cheesy Immelt is a man servant to Neutron Jack Welch.

by Jim Creamer December 11, 2011

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009

Impeaching Bush

verb, To shave/remove all pubic hair from your genitals and surrounding areas.

John: Finally! What took you so long?
Steve: Sorry man, I have a date tonight and I'm hoping to score, so I was impeaching bush

by TheDood775 November 13, 2009

The IMPEDE Continuum

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

Impede

Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

"OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!"

by Unit2465 August 3, 2015