Im gonna make a fake job advertisement and get all the resumes and chooses which one I like the most and change it to my name. Well yes outstanding move but thats illegal
by BL2Z3 February 16, 2021
Mario: Marios gonna make sure you never a-walk again. You took my a-speget now i-ma hit a your kneecaps backwords with a basball bat, WAHOO
by HAHAnonono January 20, 2022
On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.
Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.
ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.
ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.
ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.
ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.
ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
by Lordkickass June 30, 2024
How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.
Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk
by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 08, 2023
*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
by Aquamissle November 03, 2023
A pussy sometimes they got that cake fooshoo might wanna smash them tho. you prolly wont bc they gay as hell
by ReADDDing this Gives Anuresim May 06, 2021