i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

I am Groot

I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot

hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT

by I am Groot May 1, 2019

i am fuckin pissed

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair

i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example

by vik420 December 29, 2007

I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

IAMX

IAMX is the solo project of Chris Corner, formerly of the Sneaker Pimps. His musical style is influenced by 1980's electro, but has evolved over several albums. Due to his musical talent, eccentric fashion style, and introspective lyrics, Corner has developed quite a devoted fan base. When performing live, Corner has a band consisting of Janine Gezang on keyboards/synths, vocals, and bass, Alberto Álvarez on guitars, vocals, drums and bass, and a drum machine named MAX.

Male IAMX fan: Hey, I've got two tickets to see IAMX tonight at the Nordstern Festival! Wanna come?

Female IAMX fan: Yessss! SQUEEEEE!

by loop zoop June 23, 2011

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020