Holy Shité 

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

Holy Shité by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

HOLY SHITÙ 

common phrase used by, well known youtuber, Jay from the Kubz Scouts

“Kokona has to go to the bathroom to take that HOLY SHITÙ”

HOLY SHITÙ by thigh guy December 12, 2022

holy shittedness 

A state of sarcastic amazement.

You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"

holy shittedness by A.G.P. September 24, 2023

Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

Holy Fucking Shitballs by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010

Holy L Shits 

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

Holy L Shits by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

holyshiteriffic 

Very similar to exclaiming Holy shit! But with the 'terrific' at the end, you are exclaiming holy shit as a good thing.

Ex.: holyshiteriffic ! My favorite episode of South Park is on!

holyshiteriffic by El Joey November 2, 2006

Holyshitified

The sudden shock and awe one feels after witnessing a traumatizing or comedic event, the only word one uses after said event is "Holy Shit"

Person 1:"Dude did you see the fight between those two I have never seen so much blood...."

Person 2: "Yeah man I was holyshitified"

Holyshitified by Shepherd Smith October 20, 2009