Hipster

A person who makes being lazy trendy. A hipster gets an easy job and a shaggy looking haircut by rolling out of bed and picking out his clothes from the thrift shop in the dark. Instead of reading the news, a hipster can babble on incessantly about philosophy and art, going from one subject to another sounding seemingly intelligent and full of knowledge, but really being too lazy to coordinate his thoughts.

Greta (to a hipster in a Starbucks)- Wow, I like your American style. I heard that this crazy clothing and modern art book that you're reading are trendy now in American Starbucks.
Dax- I don't know what you're talking about. I just grabbed these clothes upon waking so they are my own look, and this book I foound in a trash dump wandering around today and this coffee shop I just wandered into, it just happens to be a Starbucks.

by Jane Doeski September 24, 2012

hipster hulk

An actor who is fucking terrible at acting. Paints himself purple and carries around vinyl records, claiming to be "hipster." Is so pathetic that a black NJ Transit worker was scared off.

NES Kess, you're a fucking horrible hipster hulk.

by Mark Newheiser July 25, 2010

Hipster Heaven

Pabst Blue Ribbon...The beer of choice for any hipster. One would think its popular because its cheap, but really because in a hipster's mind its considered obscure. Hipster's typically will dislike anything mainstream so Bud Light, Miller, or Coors dont have a chance if PBR is available.

Guy: Hey I'm going to get a Bud Light. You want one?

Hipster: (looks at Beer Taps) Oh man they got PBR! Sweet. Most bars don't have Hipster Heaven. That's rad dude! I'll totally take that on draft Bro.

by SparkleK1d July 27, 2010

Hipster Sex

Hipster sex is when one of the male parties comes, as would any hipster, before it was cool.

"How was that?"
"Pretty awful. He came before it was cool"
"Oh, so it was Hipster sex!"

by Anonymouths66 October 5, 2013

Hipsters

Hipsters, like deep down, when you look past the clothes, the fashion sense, whatever, deep down they’re just critics. They’re critics of everything: critics of fashion, critics of art, and critics of movies. And it’s pretentious. And when it comes to music, they think that they are a big part of that culture and they feel like they are the voice for everybody else. And a lot of times they’re full of shit.

Hipsters

by thehipst3r August 4, 2011

Apple Hipster

Someone who is so obsessed with Apple, and Steve Jobs, they can't even fathom rational thought or logical observations. A borderline retard.

Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"

Person: "Why is that?"

Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"

Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"

Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"

by digiZ August 16, 2010

Hipsterapolis

The nickname for Minneapolis, MN. This is due to all the art shows, bike trails, and farmers markets. About 90% of the Northeast side is Hipster. And most small town-Minnesotans go to Minneapolis scared thinking their will be crime, and they leave thinking to themselves 'There is nothing more gay than what i have just witnessed'

Person 1: Why is he wearing those really tight jeans, we can see his junk.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.

by anonamerigo November 13, 2011