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Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)
Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!
by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009
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Heroes For Hire

A band madeup of totally lame dudes who play their AA gigs to far away from caitlin and ash.
Other than that, they're pretty rad.
'omg, did you see Heroes for Hire last night?'
'no, the gig was to far away'
by memdawg May 1, 2009
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matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis
Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine
by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014
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herbe

Yet another term used for marijuana.
Wanna smoke some herbe?
by Kitty Kitty March 31, 2005
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Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them
I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door
by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019
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tower heroes

are you sick are tired of the same and average tower defense game? too bad, that's pretty much the only concept for that genre, at least they have cool visuals, unique towers, and its not set in modern times! its set in ALL OF THEM! but let us get back to the point, the game is awesome, while its just another tower game, its obvious they put alot of time into this game rather than just copying and pasting the code and just remaking the model, its also on Roblox, you should play it
tower heroes is a good game and i should recommend it to you
by someone else thats not u March 22, 2021
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herbert

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
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