Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Herman

Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches

I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman

by NGO May 30, 2018

Herman

The last name to Charlie

that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude

by susantookthekids April 4, 2019

Sydney HerMAN

The moistest juicy thiccalicious thot ever

Damnnnnn Did y’all see Sydney herMAN ? She is t h i c c

by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018

herman bang

gay ass danish book writer from the late 1800s

hey did you hear about herman bang the guy who banged men

by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023

Herman

A wedge in the front. Lol

Instead of a wedge, he gave me a Herman!

by Ladytaytaysays October 9, 2018

Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023