Hard to cop

Confronting to the senses, hard to accept.

Olejnik wearing a skivvy at 9am is hard to cop

by Mattje_sicktime July 14, 2011

Hard as Chuck

A quantifiable intestinal fortitude, equating to the absolute resoluteness of Chuck Norris.

Tomy : I broke my finger at work, but finished the job anyways. I'm hard as fuck!
Brian : Yeah? Well I took 3 9mm rounds to the chest and still finished a marathon. I'm hard as Chuck!

by FXCWRocker December 28, 2011

Hard water club

Sexual intercourse while on a frozen a body of water (lake or river).

I took my girlfriend ice fishing and we joined the hard water club.

by natkat268 February 5, 2021

Hard rotten cum

It’s kinda like cheese but better. It makes a weird texture in your mouth kinda like cheese and yogurt.

Hey Gerald can u hand me a sample of that hard rotten cum

by Cum shot ivy November 3, 2019

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023