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Fag Handle

The formation of the hair in a knot or 'BUN' found to be present on most young white men typically ranging in ages late teens to thirties. Used as a grip when engaging the anus and mouth of those with such hairstyle aka 'Wilmas', derived from name of the wife of Fred Flinstone in the popular 60's cartoon 'The Flinstones'. Interpretations as to the character of those sporting the latest cultural hair style can very from 'Weakling' to 'Faggot'. Those sporting such are thought to have delusions believing they are Jedi Knights or Samurai...
Tommy held onto Derek's fag handle with all his might as he pushed deeper into the recesses of Derek's.... (censored)
by Lakeman89451 July 25, 2017
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Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.
"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."
by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018
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bukakke handle

When a guy with a sweet ass mullet pulls the party in the back into a killer man bun.
We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017
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smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
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Mug Handle

A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”
“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”
by ThaManWithBaconInHand May 23, 2018
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Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car
person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"
by sydlicious February 27, 2011
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i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"
by ngonzo April 18, 2009
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