two hand twist wombo combo

the art of jacking off a dick while sucking with 2 hands and going up and down the cock in a twisting motion. (used during a blowjob or masturbation)

Hey babe can i get that two hand twist wombo combo or yo bro she gave me that two hand twist wombo combo

by Rokua November 14, 2017

knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

by Muzz7297usmc October 10, 2008

Hancel

he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.

Hancel is the best.

by indianarose February 3, 2010

handegg

American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.

"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super Bowl? What an excellent game of handegg."

by Pat E Cakes February 8, 2009

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.

I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.

by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009