Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Hamster Hump

The act of vigorous dry humping.

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."

by Matt H. October 5, 2004

Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.

Almi pwns Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010

Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.

Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.

by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017

Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012