Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Bannana Hammock

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.

Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

hamdog

A hotdog wrapped in a hamburger pattie that is then deep fried and served on a hoagie roll with chili, cheese, onions, bacon, and a fried egg.

After eating that hamdog, I felt like I was gonna die.

by bugmenot369 October 1, 2008

Hamnah

Hamnah is the best person you will ever meet. She is really sarcastic and daring yet hardworking and caring.

Hamnah is the BEST!

by The truthanator101 June 20, 2019

Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009

poop hammock

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010

Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008