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Hamburger 

You put the penis in between the tits and the girl sucks the penis.
(girl is talking) that Hamburger was yummy.
Hamburger by SHITTYLICK69 October 3, 2010

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.
I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!
glass hamburger treat by Tweedle January 21, 2008

hamburger bun pussy 

Referring to a girl's vagina, where the lips are small and all most nonexistent.
Usually very neatly shaved and the mound of Venus is very round and plump, thus appearing as a hamburger bun. Best served warm and hot!
After her Brazilian, her plump hamburger bun pussy just begged to be eaten.

texas hamburger 

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)
I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!
texas hamburger by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Chicken Hamburger 

A hamburger, but instead of a patty, there is chicken. Mostly used in Mexico instead of "chicken sandwich". Even if Adam is against that.
I'm so hungry... Dood let's get a chicken hamburger. How bout a Tendercrisp from Burger King?
Chicken Hamburger by Tabris Frost December 23, 2008

Happy hamburger 

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing
Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...
Happy hamburger by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010