ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

ham doodle

a stinky little rabbit who always goes to the strip club with his little doodle flopping loose just to make the point of a cheese maniac

i saw a freaky ass ham doodle at the strip club yesterday

by jimmy hendrix December 2, 2007

Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 27, 2017

Mary ham

A dumb bitch that killed Gloria bolger
And took over pew news

-hey I think I just ran over Mary ham
-ok she deserves it

by Doydoo June 3, 2019

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

by rumproast September 19, 2004