a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy
After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.
by Cahokia September 19, 2006
Get the hail damagemug. by drrules January 25, 2011
Get the Hail To The King, Babymug. It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)
by white chocolate 5 September 19, 2016
Get the hail mary passmug. A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."
The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.
Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."
The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.
Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!
13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!
13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!
by Rikity March 26, 2011
Get the All Hail the Governormug. the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
by Tom pnoid June 10, 2018
Get the All Hail The Blue Whalemug. 1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
by tim3253265 July 12, 2006
Get the Sweet jesus in a hail stormmug. An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan". The saying was made popular by clothing brand Anchorsand producing t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.
The idiom was created by close friend of the brand and releases in 2012 short after his decease.
The idiom was created by close friend of the brand and releases in 2012 short after his decease.
Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"
George: "Smoke Meth Hail Satan."
George: "Smoke Meth Hail Satan."
by God Less America September 15, 2014
Get the Smoke Meth Hail Satanmug.