Skip to main content
1. verb (slang)
A euphemistic term meaning to masturbate; used casually, humorously, or ironically in online conversation. Often appears in conjugated or progressive forms.

2. noun
A semi-mythological internet figure described variably as a man, a homunculus, or something in between. The character and lore shift depending on the community using the term.
Time to gurt off.”

“Can’t reply, I’m gurting rn.”

“That thing looks like Gurt.”

“The Gurt lore is getting deeper every week.”
Gurt by mookieburger January 18, 2026
Related Words
gurt Gurting gurth gurty Gurtej gurthy Gurt-Gurt gurtaj gurter Gurtette
Being a “Gurt” means trying to be someone you’re not.
Group Chat – Niklas: Hey guys, let’s go out partying tonight and try to hit on some girls.

Basti: Maxi, did you see Niklas’s message last night?

Maxi: Yeah, why?

Basti: He’s being a Gurt again. He talked big, but nothing even happened at the club last night.
Gurt by RizzingMan March 10, 2026

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.
Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.
Gurt Pants by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior 

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.
God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior
Gurt warrior by Gurthvin May 17, 2019

gurt lush 

Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?
gurt lush by cyph3r September 15, 2006

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.
Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"
Gurt Water by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013