gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025

Gurt

1. verb (slang)
A euphemistic term meaning to masturbate; used casually, humorously, or ironically in online conversation. Often appears in conjugated or progressive forms.

2. noun
A semi-mythological internet figure described variably as a man, a homunculus, or something in between. The character and lore shift depending on the community using the term.

“Time to gurt off.”

“Can’t reply, I’m gurting rn.”

“That thing looks like Gurt.”

“The Gurt lore is getting deeper every week.”

by mookieburger January 18, 2026

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019

gurt lush

To explain that something it very good.

Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?

by cyph3r September 15, 2006

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013