Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

grundle-cam

An all too common porn camera angle, where the camera pushes in for a close up, and captures only the man's sack and taint; and is often a result of poor camera work during the missionary position.

Dude, i was pulling off a good one last night until i got some grundle-cam. That shit was devastating. It set me back like five minutes.

by ReidMobile January 11, 2009

grundle of dawn

earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.

"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"

by matty_p October 16, 2008

grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006

grundle grubber

a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel

"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"

by shitty winston December 16, 2011

grundle thunder

when youre banging a fat chick and your nuts slap your grundle then her taint so furiously that it makes a boom boom clap sound.the reason the sound is boom boom clap is because one boom for you one fer her and then the clap is the sound of her thighs smacking together.

neil was banging this fat chick so hard that all that his buddies next door heard was grundle thunder. Neil then walked out with bloody ears when he exeperienced sonic boom.

by ivcabel August 7, 2006