Granola Punk

Mediocre humans looking for the high road, which also coincides with the easy road. These individuals are often recognized by unkempt or "strange" hairstyles, large holes in their ears, lots of tattoos, and an immense sense of political-correctness (sometimes translated to self-righteousness). These can also be individuals who are leftovers from burning man and find solace in folk music (hippie-punks). Most-often found in the Pacific Northwest, especially Portland.

I'll give you twenty bucks if we walk down Alberta after 9pm and don't see one Granola Punk.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

grakka

Grakka was made / created by computer specialists with no time to constantly repeat 'graphics card'.

I oc'd my grakka my 5mhz!! (lol :D)

by ICEMAN May 10, 2004

Granola Vogue

Phrase used to describe someone who sits comfortably between the worlds of the 'crunchy' and the fashionable, sacrificing neither to the other.

Damn, check out that fine woman over there, wearing BCBG and juicing some wheatgrass. She's totally granola vogue.

by professorsteve October 20, 2007

granola muncher

someone who enjoys hiking on nature trails and bird watching.

When you go hiking, granola is a staple food item because it can keep for long periods of time in heat and cold weather.

Jenny went hiking in the Rockies for a month, she is such a granola muncher.

by granolamuncher101 September 26, 2009

ariola granola

ariola granola, aka ariana grande, aka the most beautiful and amazing person in the world shes so cute and sweet i love her so much hhh

ariola granola is so cute

by thiccqueenoli May 30, 2019

gragon

Uber Cool

That pair of shoes is so Gragon!

by Gragon August 23, 2003

Granola whore

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.

L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.

by KT_R October 3, 2008