glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

glop

To squeeze a gel substance or thick liquid out of a tube or other container.
This is the sound of the substance hitting a surface.

She glopped the KY out of the tube to remedy her dryness.

by Rabid Squirrel May 20, 2003

gloman

A male equivalent of a mistress;

Gloria is visiting her gloman in California.

by Cali J July 25, 2006

glomplesnug

Derived from the words glomp and snuggle.
To tackle/hug someone, then proceed to snuggle with them by means of a snuggly-hug.

" ^_^ *glomplesnugs* "
" Watch out, or i'll glomplesnug you! "

by Lemon Candies June 7, 2004

Glampse

A glampse is a hybrid of glance and glimpse. A glance is an intentional short look at something, a glimpse is an accidental short look at something. So when your intent is to accidentally see something, you glampse at it.

I got a glampse of my best buddies sister in the shower.

by Trixareforkids December 6, 2013

glomosexual

a girl who uses glowsticks as dildos.

alicia got off whenever she looked at a glowstick, because she was glomosexual.

by alicia morgan June 11, 2006

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.

When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.

by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010