glody

Glody is often a crazy person who has a big d*ck and loves rapping (raping too)
Often black.

Example: Why are you such a glody!

by Tosomba Mogambo December 12, 2016

Glode

Another word for the past tense of the verb glide because i dislike glided

I glode down the mountain

by Greenqueen February 10, 2021

Roman Gladiator Mask

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes, with the penis resting over the nose

No, no, no! The Peruvian Eye Goggles are when the penis goes over the head. I gave that bitch a Roman Gladiator Mask!

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Gloria Jean's

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.

Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead

by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

gladiator

It is a prank you play at a party. When someone falls asleep at a party, you place your testicles in their eye sockets and lay your dick gently along their nose so it looks like a gladiator helmet.

Then you wake them up.

I woke up and someone was giving me the gladiator.

by valvano April 1, 2009

Gloria V. Ruiz

A name you call a person who is extremely strict and is evil to everyone. This includes having EXTREME mood swings and tend to be considered bitches or bipolar. They also won't let anyone get their point across and believe that even though something's not true just because they feel it's true it has to be true and the other person becomes a liar. They also put themselves to be very Godly and honest person but when something goes the wrong way they turn into their real bitchy-ass selves. They like to act like a teenager, by wearing their kids clothes and trying to cover up their gray hair. They also tend to get drunk and then get pissed off about it when people bring it up cuz she knows she was acting like a drunk ass fool.

Gloria V. Ruiz is the fakest bitch ever.

by your mom fool February 19, 2010

Parry Gliding

When a person (often a whore) uses their beef curtains to paraglide.

That cunt was so loose, she could use her flaps to go Parry Gliding!

by Rude Boy Bass July 21, 2013